Insanity

"1. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go..."

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 06:27:54 +0800

“1. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise.

2. push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable.

3. erase processed food from your diet. start with no lollies, chips, biscuits, then erase pasta, rice, cereal, then bread. use the rule that if a child couldn’t identify what was in it, you don’t eat it.

4. get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else.

5. stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything.

6. buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice.

7. buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small.

8. strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full.

9. organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle.

10. have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck.

11. push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog.

12. message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you don’t follow through. push yourself to follow through.

14. think long and hard about what interests you. crime? sex? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything.

15. become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends.

16. lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you.”

- Sixteen Small Steps to Happiness (via perfect)

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:37:21 +0800

"Gone. The saddest word in the language. In any language."

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:41:51 +0800

“Gone. The saddest word in the language. In any language.”

- Mark Slouka, God’s Fool (via ziggyminx)

ivoryoceans: letmelarryyou: gloobear: making this rebloggable...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:47:00 +0800

ivoryoceans:

letmelarryyou:

gloobear:

making this rebloggable per request

MY HEART JUST WENT OVER LOAD OH MY GOD THAT’S ADORABLE I AM GOING TO CRY

that’s the most adorable thing i have ever read in my whole life

whisper-of-silence: ☯

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:51:10 +0800

whisper-of-silence:

☯

handmadehealth: We BEEN cool.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:55:55 +0800

handmadehealth:

We BEEN cool.

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:09:43 +0800

Glen Keane + Walt Disney Animation Studios

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:14:13 +0800

Glen Keane + Walt Disney Animation Studios

death-by-lulz: captawesomesauce: I dunno… I still think little...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:18:45 +0800

death-by-lulz:

captawesomesauce:

I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats and dogs after all, they’re much safer, more loyal, less expensive and just all around better.

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j2annon: alyossan: I remember the first time someone told me to keep Mace in my purse for...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:28:11 +0800

j2annon:

alyossan:

I remember the first time someone told me to keep Mace in my purse for self-defense, I thought they were talking about an actual fucking medieval weapon mace.

I wish that had actually been what they were talking about because that sounds badass as hell. Getting attacked by some dude? I DON’T THINK SO MOTHERFUCKER

#I want one that can fit in my purse

y0unngwildandfreee: 7-11 bring your own cup day (:

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:32:44 +0800

y0unngwildandfreee:

7-11 bring your own cup day (:

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:37:14 +0800

"Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language."

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:41:43 +0800

“Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language.”

- H. Jackson Brown, Jr. (via ivyclub)

slenclerman: slenclerman: slenclerman: slenclerman: what do you call a mouse wearing a purple...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:46:40 +0800

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

what do you call a mouse wearing a purple hat

fine fuck you guys yall re missing out on some quality humour

if this hits 1,000 notes ill say the answer

wordsplat: cheekilyflirtatious: hawkeyethehotguy: arlenexii: ...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:51:14 +0800

wordsplat:

cheekilyflirtatious:

hawkeyethehotguy:

arlenexii:

spamsterlady:

#So does this mean that almost all the Marvel movies leading up to Avengers were taking place at around the same time? #Like there were these 6 months of absolute hell at SHIELD #WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S AN ALIEN IN NEW MEXICO #SO NOW I HAVE AN ALIEN AND SOME BIGSHOT WHO’S FLYING AROUND IN A METAL SUIT #OH AND THE HULK BROKE HARLEM #THIS IS LOVELY #Coulson you’re on this (via Remustheravenclaw)

that tag

Actually, it all happened within the same week

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OH WOW I DID NOT REALIZE. That must’ve been one horrible week.

There’s a comic series about it literally titled “Fury’s Big Week”, they’re fantastic (and canon)

memewhore: terra-mater: 15 amazing things in nature you won’t...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:18:59 +0800

memewhore:

terra-mater:

15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist

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